Thoughts for the Day (SEE ๐๐๐ BELOW๐)* IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.* RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.* I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT OLD, I'M 45 -- PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING.* WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH? DID AMERICA MOVE?* ๐๐WE HAVE ENOUGH GUN CONTROL. WHAT WE NEED IS IDIOT CONTROL.* BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG.* ๐๐LET'S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM HATE US FOR FREE.* VEGETARIAN: ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE IDIOT WHO CAN'T HUNT, FISH, OR LIGHT FIRES!* I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK "REALLY? -- THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON?"* IN MY DEFENSE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.* ๐๐IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE, THEN PENCILS MISSPELL WORDS, CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK, AND SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT.* MY DECISION-MAKING SKILLS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD.* SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID -- AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.* ๐๐WE OWE ILLEGALS NOTHING -- WE OWE OUR VETERANS EVERYTHING.* CAMPING: WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.* I THOUGHT GETTING OLD WOULD TAKE LONGER.* A WISE MAN ONCE SAID - - NOTHING.
Tuesday, April 14, 2020
Thoughts for the Day⁉️
YEP‼️ These are words of wisdom๐