Thoughts for the Day⁉️

YEP‼️ These are words of wisdom👍

            Thoughts for the Day (SEE 👉👉👀 BELOW👇)

  * IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.

*    RESPECT YOUR ELDERS.  THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.

*    I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT OLD,  I'M 45 -- PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING.

*    WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH?  DID AMERICA MOVE?

*    👉👉WE HAVE ENOUGH GUN CONTROL.  WHAT WE NEED IS IDIOT CONTROL.

*    BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG.

*    👉👉LET'S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM HATE US FOR FREE.

*    VEGETARIAN:  ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE IDIOT WHO CAN'T HUNT, FISH,  OR LIGHT FIRES!

*    I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK "REALLY?  -- THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON?"

*    IN MY DEFENSE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.

*    👉👉IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE, THEN PENCILS MISSPELL WORDS, CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK, AND SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT.

*    MY DECISION-MAKING SKILLS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD.

*    SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID -- AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.

*    👉👉WE OWE ILLEGALS NOTHING -- WE OWE OUR VETERANS EVERYTHING.

*    CAMPING: WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.  

*    I THOUGHT GETTING OLD WOULD TAKE LONGER.

*    A WISE MAN ONCE SAID - - NOTHING.