A Love Story for Valentine's Day

A LOVE STORY

I will seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed, and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm
finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

THE FLU

NOW, STOP THINKING ABOUT SEX, YOU ARE TOO OLD, AND GO GET YOUR FLU
SHOT!